Hop up outta bed, turn my swag on....

Reasons why to stay single:
1. You can sing 'Single Ladies' with more passion.
2. Sex and the City is a much better theme show than Desperate Housewives.
3. Ain't no swag like a single girl's swag.
4. Hooking up feels like an option, not a daily chore.
5. One boy...two boys...three boys...hello, options.
6. You may continue to perfect flirting techniques without guilt.
7. You will have a reason for those skinny jeans and stilettos.
8. You will never fall into the girlfriend frump slump, meaning you will continue shaving your legs and wearing mascara every day.
9. You will not end up on Snapped someday.
10. You will never have to have the "Honey, do you have anything in common with Tiger Woods?" talk.